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Peter: Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

Peter: We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!

Ray: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions

Mayor: What do you mean biblical?

Peter: Dogs and cats, living together! Mass Hysteria!

Ray: No

Gozar: Then DIE!

Winston: RAY, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

Peter: Allright, this chick is toast!

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Narrarator: Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"

Amelie: At least, you'll never be a vegetable, because even an artichoke has a heart.

Amelie: (whispering in theater) I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way nobody ever looks at the road in old movies!

Amelie: It's better to help people than garden gnomes.

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O-Ren Ishii:Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!

Budd:Wakey wakey, Eggs and bakey.

Budd: You're telling me she cut through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?

O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.

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Mama Fratelli: The only thing we serve here is tongue. You boys like tongue?

Chunk: Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.

Mama Fratelli: Why not?

Chunk: Because they might have daddy longlegs and um...dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!

Data: I'm setting booty traps.

Stef: You mean booby traps?

Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God These Guys!

Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

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Televangelist: How do you think your God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Michael: So what's the plan?

CJ: The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of Shut The Fuck Up!

Sheriff:The County Sheriff: Danny, put another round in that woman over there! Look! She's a twitcher!

Ana: The bleeding is not gonna stop on its own. I need to suture his arm.

CJ: What are you, a fucking doctor?

Ana: No, I'm a fucking nurse.

Michael: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there.

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Pepper: The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns is our bosoms are our weapons.

The Judge: Oh, and I'm sorry about your face.

Hatchet-Face: There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

Cry-Baby: You got it Allison. You got it RAW!

Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.

Wanda: Think Cry-Baby's got blue balls for the chick?

Hatchet Face: Allison's a square, Wanda. Cry-Baby don't dig squares.

Pepper: No, she's a scrape - part square, part drape. I think she's pretty.

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Seth: Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool.

Kate: Where are you taking us?

Richie: Mexico.

Kate: What's in Mexico?

Richie: Mexicans.

Seth: All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.

Jacob: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.

Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?

Seth: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?

Jacob: I'm a mean m... m... servant of God.

Seth: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.

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Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?

Colonel Mustard: Yup, two corpses, everything's fine!

Mrs. White: He was deranged he was... lunatic. He didnt seem to like me very much he had threatened to kill me in public.

Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?

Wadsworth: I think she meant, he threatened in public to kill her.

Miss Scarlet: Oh.

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Eli: I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know.

Richie: Yeah.

Eli: And she's your sister.

Richie: Adopted.

Eli: Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is...maybe he didn't.

Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.

Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.

Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

Royal: Ah, shit man.

Pagoda: Oh shit man.

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Vincent: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Butch: You okay?

Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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Sarah Kelly: You should come to the dance, Marcy, come and have a bit o' craic.

Marcy Tizard: Crack?!

Sarah Kelly: Yah, it's brilliant craic.

Marcy Tizard: By crack I'm assuming that you don't mean incredibly hard drugs.

Sarah Kelly: Oh no! It just means havin' a laugh, like havin' a bit o' fun!

Marcy Tizard: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Sean Kelly: No, it's like being constantly right.

Marcy Tizard: I... I... I long to fax someone

Sean Kelly: I have a fax.

Marcy Tizard: [gasps] You do!